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The Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

January 19, 2013 — 4 Comments
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For those people who have more Biblical knowledge than skills in attracting the opposite sex, these funny Christian pick up lines should help you break the ice and maybe get a side-hug at your Bible study, youth group, or Christian college campus.












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4 responses to The Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

  1. hilarious! the Reformed version of the one about grace is:

    “Is your name Grace? Because you’re irresistible.” 😀

  2. “I’m not usually prophetic, but I can see us together.”
    “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”

  3. The Bible says to think on whatever’s pure and lovely. So, I been thinking about you all day.

    My hubby’s known for spouting cheesy stuff like that. We might be married, but he keeps romancing me (even if it is kinda goofy).

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