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The Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

January 19, 2013 — 3 Comments
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For those people who have more Biblical knowledge than skills in attracting the opposite sex, these funny Christian pick up lines should help you break the ice and maybe get a side-hug at your Bible study, youth group, or Christian college campus.

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  • Jennifer Guo

    hilarious! the Reformed version of the one about grace is:

    “Is your name Grace? Because you’re irresistible.” :D

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  • Cheyenne

    “I’m not usually prophetic, but I can see us together.”
    AND
    “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”