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Kevin / January 19, 2013

The Best Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

For those people who have more Biblical knowledge than skills in attracting the opposite sex, these funny Christian pick up lines should help you break the ice and maybe get a side-hug at your Bible study, youth group, or Christian college campus.

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  1. Jennifer Guo says

    November 6, 2013 at 10:59 am

    hilarious! the Reformed version of the one about grace is:

    “Is your name Grace? Because you’re irresistible.” 😀

  2. Cheyenne says

    December 4, 2013 at 12:31 am

    “I’m not usually prophetic, but I can see us together.”
    AND
    “Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?”

  3. Ashley Penn says

    August 7, 2014 at 10:32 am

    The Bible says to think on whatever’s pure and lovely. So, I been thinking about you all day.

    My hubby’s known for spouting cheesy stuff like that. We might be married, but he keeps romancing me (even if it is kinda goofy).

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